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the-sonic-url:

rneerkat:

one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end

nerdfithers:

oneboredjeu:

nerdfithers:

nerdfithers:

i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once

needless to say i was shocked

get out

this is my post you get out

(Source: chronicallylate)

if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men

(Source: scienceing)

oli-twist:

windspray:

how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow

kawrying:

so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”

(Source: princesaluja)